Their Fat Artist

Their Fat Artist wanted a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler of all things.

Their Fat Artist desperately desired a bottle of beer to break. This might appear to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Their Fat Artist often carried a bottle of wine that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Their Fat Artist wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. It might be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Artist looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Artist always carried a computer that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a computer was the thing that was opted for.