A Tired Artist

A Tired Artist always had with them a dildo that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Artist often carried a lava lamp to put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

A Tired Artist looked for a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

A Tired Artist found a bottle of coke that they would share. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Tired Artist always kept a set of lego that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a new idea, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Tired Artist desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.