The Eccentric Artist

The Eccentric Artist desired a piece of paper that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Artist always carried a teapot that they would often annihilate It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Artist searched for a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Artist always kept a vibrator to put on his head. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Artist craved for a can of Tango to sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Artist desperately desired a tomato that they would break. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.