Their Stupid Artist

Their Stupid Artist needed a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

Their Stupid Artist had a can of coke that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be an original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Artist always kept a hat that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

Their Stupid Artist desired a bat that they would often throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

Their Stupid Artist desperately desired a bat that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat having that done to it

Their Stupid Artist needed a custard pie that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt it was simply life. A custard pie of all things.