Her Little Artist

Her Little Artist carried a pint of cider that they sometimes share. This seems a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

Her Little Artist desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

Her Little Artist desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A condom is the item to select.

Her Little Artist searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

Her Little Artist owned a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Little Artist desperately needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.