Fucking Artist

Fucking Artist desperately searched for a radiator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Artist always carried a can of Dr Pepper to drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

Fucking Artist needed a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a radiator is the item that was chosen.

Fucking Artist desperately desired a teapot that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Artist often carried a ball that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A ball would be the item chosen.

Fucking Artist found a vibrator that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.