A Retarded Artist

A Retarded Artist desperately searched for a set square that they would often hug. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Artist desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would smash. It is considered to be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Retarded Artist desperately craved for a can of coke to share. It was a new operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Artist desired a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Artist always kept a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Artist, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

A Retarded Artist had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.