A Confused Artist

A Confused Artist always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Artist always had with them a rubber johnny to cuddle. It should have been an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

A Confused Artist desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It would be an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Confused Artist always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

A Confused Artist desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Artist desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.