A Cute Artist

A Cute Artist owned a pen that they would occasionally hug. It should be an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was opted for.

A Cute Artist desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

A Cute Artist wanted a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

A Cute Artist always kept a vibrator that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item opted for.

A Cute Artist always had with them a sword that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered it was simply life. A sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Artist always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.