His Horny Artist

His Horny Artist desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often share. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

His Horny Artist always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

His Horny Artist often carried a big sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A big sponge having that done to it

His Horny Artist always carried a condom that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

His Horny Artist always carried a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. This is certainly a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

His Horny Artist desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.