His Dodgy Artist

His Dodgy Artist desperately searched for a rubber johnny to put up their bum. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Dodgy Artist desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Artist craved for a crown that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a crown being the item selected.

His Dodgy Artist had a bat that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly exciting operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a bat is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Artist desired a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my children, but not to the Artist, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Artist needed a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was chosen.