Their Worrisome Artist

Their Worrisome Artist owned a dildo to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

Their Worrisome Artist desperately needed a computer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered it was stunning. Strangely, a computer being the item selected.

Their Worrisome Artist desperately craved for a custard pie that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie of all things.

Their Worrisome Artist carried a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Their Worrisome Artist searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to break. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Artist wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.