His Cute Artist

His Cute Artist had a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A vibrator was the item that was chosen.

His Cute Artist wanted a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It is a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Cute Artist desperately craved for a can of coke that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.

His Cute Artist desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

His Cute Artist craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of beer being the chosen thing.

His Cute Artist craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.