Crazy Artist

Crazy Artist always kept a can of Tango that they liked to worship. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Crazy Artist always had with them a tomato that they would often drop. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a tomato being the item selected.

Crazy Artist wanted a ball that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was entertaining. Strangely, a ball is the thing to choose.

Crazy Artist desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems an exciting action, to me, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

Crazy Artist desired a tomato that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a weird proposal, to you, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

Crazy Artist always had with them a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A toilet brush was the item that was opted for.