Her Red Artist

Her Red Artist desperately craved for a radiator that they would often cuddle. This might appear to be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Red Artist desired a pen that they liked to sit and look at. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pen being the chosen item.

Her Red Artist desperately desired a vibrator that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. A vibrator was the item that was opted for.

Her Red Artist craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

Her Red Artist had a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was wonderful. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Her Red Artist looked for a wig that they would put down their trousers. It should be a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.