My Ugly Artist

My Ugly Artist desired a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. This seems a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Artist craved for a mug that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Artist looked for a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

My Ugly Artist craved for a set of lego that they would eat. It should be an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Artist found a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Ugly Artist owned a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It is a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A dildo is the thing that was chosen.