The Exciting Artist

The Exciting Artist owned a CD player that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Artist craved for a piece of paper that they would demolish. This seems a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Exciting Artist looked for a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Artist desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly a weird operation, to many, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Artist wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Artist craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.