My Dodgy Artist

My Dodgy Artist desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Artist always carried a dildo that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Artist searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Artist craved for a piece of paper that they would drop. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Artist owned a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

My Dodgy Artist often carried a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It was a weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.