Her Exciting Artist

Her Exciting Artist desperately craved for a teapot that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.

Her Exciting Artist searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Artist always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Her Exciting Artist desperately wanted a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen item.

Her Exciting Artist desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Artist desired a condom that they liked to share. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.