Hungry Artist

Hungry Artist desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes share. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A crown was the thing that was selected.

Hungry Artist always carried a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a funny idea, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

Hungry Artist carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It would be a surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Hungry Artist had a dildo that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who assumed it would be exciting. A dildo was the chosen item.

Hungry Artist looked for a sponge to share. This is certainly an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided it would be miraculous. A sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Hungry Artist wanted a melon that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.