The Confused Artist

The Confused Artist desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Artist always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Artist wanted a Harry Potter wand to annihilate One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who feels it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Confused Artist searched for a cucumber that they would worship. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

The Confused Artist desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A little monkey is the thing to select.

The Confused Artist looked for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It is a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.