Their Orange Baboon

Their Orange Baboon desperately desired a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pen is the item to opt for.

Their Orange Baboon desperately desired a bag of flour that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Their Orange Baboon desperately desired a bag of poop that they would share. This might appear to be an original operation, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Their Orange Baboon owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Their Orange Baboon always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Their Orange Baboon desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.