Green Baboon

Green Baboon desperately craved for a set square that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Green Baboon always kept a little monkey that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Green Baboon often carried a can of Tango to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A can of Tango is the item to select.

Green Baboon needed a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Green Baboon desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would share. One might find this to be a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Green Baboon desperately craved for a spade to worship. It might have been an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.