The Nervous Baboon

The Nervous Baboon desperately looked for a helmet that they would eat. It was an original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

The Nervous Baboon had a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

The Nervous Baboon desired a dildo that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Baboon searched for a can of Tango that they liked to break. It was a fairly exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Nervous Baboon desperately looked for a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Baboon owned a toilet brush that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen item.