My Different Baboon

My Different Baboon found a bottle of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

My Different Baboon often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Different Baboon wanted a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It might be a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.

My Different Baboon wanted a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

My Different Baboon often carried a radiator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

My Different Baboon searched for a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a condom being the item selected.