The Nervous Baboon

The Nervous Baboon found a cucumber that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Nervous Baboon desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Baboon found a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It would be an extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Nervous Baboon desperately craved for a chocolate bar to eat. It was a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Nervous Baboon desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was entertaining. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Nervous Baboon found a computer to experiment on. One might consider this to be an original thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a computer would be the item that was opted for.