The Horny Baboon

The Horny Baboon always had with them a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Horny Baboon always kept a cucumber that they would often embrace. It should have been a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Baboon desired a lava lamp that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

The Horny Baboon often carried a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

The Horny Baboon always carried a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown having that done to it

The Horny Baboon desired a vibrator that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.