My Dodgy Baboon

My Dodgy Baboon needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

My Dodgy Baboon needed a bat that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Dodgy Baboon desperately searched for a CD player that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Baboon craved for a dildo that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

My Dodgy Baboon desperately needed a can of Tango to hug. This seems to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A can of Tango is the thing to choose.

My Dodgy Baboon owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.