The Troubled Baboon

The Troubled Baboon wanted a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Troubled Baboon needed a mug to sleep with. It is a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.

The Troubled Baboon searched for a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Baboon always had with them a pint of beer that they would often play with. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Troubled Baboon desperately needed a can of coke that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Baboon desired a vibrator that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. A vibrator would be the chosen thing.