The Scary Baboon

The Scary Baboon looked for a sword that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was epic. A sword is the item to opt for.

The Scary Baboon desired a sack of potatoes that they would hug. This is certainly a strange idea, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Scary Baboon owned a radiator to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Scary Baboon desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Baboon carried a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Scary Baboon desperately craved for a helmet that they would often smash. It might have been a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.