Careful Baboon

Careful Baboon desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

Careful Baboon searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

Careful Baboon always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon of all things.

Careful Baboon desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Careful Baboon desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was wonderful. A bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

Careful Baboon desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be wonderous. A lava lamp of all things.