His Eccentric Baboon

His Eccentric Baboon desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

His Eccentric Baboon had a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Eccentric Baboon often carried a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Baboon looked for a bat that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Baboon carried a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It was an astonishing operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Baboon carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.