The Lovely Baboon

The Lovely Baboon desperately needed a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Baboon always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke of all things.

The Lovely Baboon looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would smash. It was a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Lovely Baboon needed a sack of potatoes to share. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Baboon always had with them a tomato that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Baboon owned a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A bat would be the item chosen.