His Little Baboon

His Little Baboon owned a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

His Little Baboon desperately desired a crown that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a crown would be the item that was selected.

His Little Baboon desperately looked for a condom that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Little Baboon carried a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who expected it was stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

His Little Baboon looked for a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

His Little Baboon desperately looked for a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.