The Eccentric Baboon

The Eccentric Baboon craved for a CD player that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Baboon had a bag of flour that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Baboon looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Baboon desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Baboon carried a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Baboon craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego being the item opted for.