A Bewildered Baboon

A Bewildered Baboon always had with them a dildo that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Baboon wanted a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly funny activity, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen item.

A Bewildered Baboon looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. It might have been a funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Bewildered Baboon desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing to opt for.

A Bewildered Baboon always carried a cheese grater that they would embrace. It is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Bewildered Baboon wanted a sack of potatoes that they would play with. This seems to be a different idea, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.