His Big Baboon

His Big Baboon searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Big Baboon always kept a CD player that they liked to demolish. It is an odd idea, to me, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

His Big Baboon desperately desired a cucumber that they would occasionally share. It should have been an exciting action, to me, but not to the Baboon, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

His Big Baboon desperately desired a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.

His Big Baboon craved for a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup was the item that was opted for.

His Big Baboon always kept a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It is an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.