A Grumpy Baboon

A Grumpy Baboon desperately needed a crown that they would worship. It should be a fairly strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who feels it was spectacular. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Baboon desperately desired a pencil sharpener to play with. It would be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Baboon often carried a mug to insert somewhere. It was a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Baboon desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a curious operation, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Grumpy Baboon desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly original operation, to most, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Baboon always kept a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.