Cute Baby

Cute Baby always had with them a spade to insert somewhere. It is an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Cute Baby always kept a toilet brush to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Cute Baby desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Cute Baby always had with them a cheese grater to sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Cute Baby always kept a bag of poop to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Cute Baby desperately looked for a bat to break. It would be a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bat being the item opted for.