The Brainy Baby

The Brainy Baby owned a bottle of coke to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Baby had a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It was a strange activity, to you, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Brainy Baby always carried a condom that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Baby, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. A condom is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Baby wanted a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It is a fairly surprising operation, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Brainy Baby always kept a helmet to throw. It was a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Baby desperately needed a sword that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.