The Square Baby

The Square Baby carried a pint of cider that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Square Baby often carried a stapler that they would play with. This is certainly a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it would be awesome. A stapler was the chosen item.

The Square Baby desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes demolish. It should be an unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.

The Square Baby had a chocolate bar that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baby often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Square Baby searched for a wig to cuddle. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A wig of all things.