The Gentle Baby

The Gentle Baby needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it was sublime. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Baby desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Gentle Baby carried a bat that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Gentle Baby desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to eat. One might say this is a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

The Gentle Baby owned a pen that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Baby searched for a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a sword was the chosen item.