A Green Baby

A Green Baby desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often throw. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

A Green Baby desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea is fun. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Green Baby craved for a tomato that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

A Green Baby desperately craved for a spade that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that this idea was entertaining. A spade would be the item that was selected.

A Green Baby always had with them a condom that they would play with. It was a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Baby searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.