My Tired Baby

My Tired Baby desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

My Tired Baby had a can of coke to sleep with. This seems a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Tired Baby had a set square that they liked to share. It was a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a set square was the chosen item.

My Tired Baby craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks that this idea is awesome. A lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Baby owned a cucumber that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Tired Baby carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.