Eccentric Baby

Eccentric Baby looked for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It would be an odd thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Eccentric Baby found a cucumber to put up their bum. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Eccentric Baby desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be awesome. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Eccentric Baby always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who considered it was awe-inspring. A stretchman being the chosen item.

Eccentric Baby looked for a pint of cider that they would hug. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Eccentric Baby found a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.