The Boring Baby

The Boring Baby desired a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Baby wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Boring Baby always had with them a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a weird idea, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Boring Baby craved for a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It is a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

The Boring Baby desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.

The Boring Baby desperately desired a toilet brush that they would often experiment on. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.