Her Ugly Baby

Her Ugly Baby needed a painting of a melon to eat. It is an original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A painting of a melon of all things.

Her Ugly Baby searched for a pencil sharpener to throw. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Baby carried a CD player that they would often break. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Baby, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A CD player would be the item chosen.

Her Ugly Baby desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often hug. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Her Ugly Baby wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Her Ugly Baby desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.