The Square Baby

The Square Baby owned a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new proposal, to me, but not to the Baby, who felt it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baby craved for a melon to play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Baby looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Baby desperately needed a cheese grater to drop. This is certainly a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who thought it would be fun. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Square Baby desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to hug. It might be a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Square Baby looked for a sponge to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.