Their Fucking Baby

Their Fucking Baby desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would play with. One might find this to be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Baby carried a mug to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item chosen.

Their Fucking Baby carried a bag of poop to eat. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fucking Baby had a cheese grater to annihilate One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baby, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

Their Fucking Baby desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Baby, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

Their Fucking Baby looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to you, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny of all things.