Square Baby

Square Baby often carried a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious action, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the item chosen.

Square Baby desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Baby, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom of all things.

Square Baby searched for a radiator that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the item to opt for.

Square Baby desired a custard pie to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Baby, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Square Baby searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Baby, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Square Baby looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.